Something attached itself to the transmitter, time stopped behaving, and Eclectic Wonderland somehow ended up in first contact. We Apologize for the Tractor Beam is full of strange signals, retro-futurist chaos, Mickey Fingers transmissions, pledge-drive weirdness, and one very questionable request line.

Welcome to the wonderfully strange world of Velvet Umbrella Radio… where mushroom corridors lead to late-night frequencies, robots request lounge music, waffles may or may not be sentient, and public access television accidentally opened a portal to Dimension 5. This week’s Eclectic Wonderland: Audities introduces “An Afternoon With The FunGuys,” a retro-futurist playground of novelty transmissions, cosmic weirdness, outsider pop, dream corridors, and psychedelic joy. More st